A 5-DAY TRAINING FOR HIGH-EARNING WOMEN
HOW TO BREAK up W/ YOUR ADVISOR IN 5 DAYS
+ BEAT HIS RETURNS
The step-by-step method to confidently understand your investments, part ways with your advisor (guilt-free), and stack an extra $500K+ in long-term gains—all in under 30 minutes a day, from your couch.
There is a multi billion dollar industry making BANK off of keeping you in the dark—hidden 6-figure fees, terrible returns—all buried in layers of jargon + complexity. They make you feel like an idiot for asking questions so that you don’t uncover the truth.
The average investor will give away over half of their net worth to these problems without a clue—until it’s too late.
The industry wasn’t built to make you rich — it was built to make them rich.
This 5-day training will help you take back control, maximize returns, and become the kind of woman whose portfolio grows faster than any advisor out there.
…WITHOUT WASTING 10 YEARS LEARNING TO INVEST
…EVEN IF YOU’VE NEVER INVESTED $1 ON YOUR OWN
…WITHOUT RELYING ON SOME GUY NAMED CHAD WITH A TIE
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A 5-DAY TRAINING FOR HIGH-EARNING WOMEN
A 5-DAY TRAINING FOR HIGH-EARNING WOMEN
You’re a high-achieving, money-making BOSS. But your investments aren’t growing as fast as you are—and you know they’re broken. 🔥
DAY 1: The Hidden Fee Finder: A step-by-step process to uncover every hidden fee that’s quietly costing you 500K to 5M in returns so that you can stop second-guessing your portfolio
DAY 2: The 5 Questions Your Advisor Hopes You Never Ask: The exact, no-fluff questions to ask your advisor in 30 seconds to instantly reveal whether you’ve got a winning portfolio or are bleeding returns
Day 3: The 5-Minute Return Audit: My exact 5-minute portfolio audit that reveals your ACTUAL annual % return—and shows if you’re beating, matching, or hemorrhaging cash
Day 4: The Confident Investress: The missing mindset to finally understand your portfolio—so you never freak out during a downturn, get wiped out by risk, or miss millions from playing it too safe
DAY 5: The Breakup Script: The word-for-word script my clients have used to gracefully part ways with their advisor and reclaim control—so you can walk away guilt-free in a win-win
This is how you fix it.
In this 5-day experience, you’ll learn:
This is a practical, action-based training.
You don’t HAVE to fire your advisor. But inside, you will be armed with the tools and knowledge to make an informed decision about your money. And position yourself for the highest growth possible.
Just like my client S, who dropped her advisor, restructured her portfolio went from a losing portfolio to a 18% return the next year—with zero prior investing experience.
Or my client F who never thought she’d be able to go it alone—and added 1.7M in long term growth
This workshop is for you if:
💥 You have a bunch of money in cash or invested but don’t know if you’re getting the best growth
💥 You have an advisor but don’t know if they’re doing a good job—and don’t even know what questions to ask
💥 You want higher returns but not higher risk
💥 You’re done outsourcing your wealth to someone who earns less than you do
💥 You know it’s time to step into full financial power—and grow your portfolio like a damn CEO
💥 You’re ready to feel clear, confident, and in control of your money—finally
YOUR HOST >>>
HI, I’M KRISTEN
WEALTH WITCH, IMPOSSIBLE GOAL SMASHER
I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada. It looked glamorous from the outside. Multi-million dollar deals. 6-figure salary. First-class flights around North America. A company card with no limit.
But inside—I was drowning. Anxious. Burnt out. Blowing my entire paycheck on stilettos, tequila, and temporary dopamine. And somehow—despite the fancy title and the $100K+ bonuses—I still felt broke.
I hired my first coach and everything changed.
I stopped leaking money into dumb shit and started compounding it into serious wealth.
I learned the difference between looking rich and being rich. I paid off $100K in debt. Then built an investment portfolio that’s growing at had a 62% annual returns in 2024 alone
I’ve helped 300+ women do the same. One client flipped an $80K loss into a $172K gain. Another jumped from 1% returns to 33% in 12 months. Another stacked $50K in new investments—in under 3 months.
I live on the beach in Costa Rica, wear feathers in my hair and coach in a crop top. But make no mistake—my returns consistenly beat Wall Street. And when I’m done with you, your returns will make your advisors best year look like childs play.
Besos, Kristen 💋
DON’T LET THE INDUSTRY BRAINWASH YOU—WHY TRUST A DUDE WITH CUFFLINKS WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT …WHEN YOU COULD DO IT ON YOUR OWN IN 1 HOUR/YEAR?
HOW TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR ADVISOR IN 5 DAYS
+ BEAT HIS RETURNS
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