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Kristen Wonch is a former energy trader turned powerhouse wealth coach who teaches high-earning women how to invest their money, fire their financial advisors, and build portfolios that outperform the market—without spreadsheets, stress, or Wall Street bros.
She exposes the industry secrets, quiet manipulations, hidden fees, and outdated strategies the boys' club of finance prays you never question—and teaches women how to out-earn the experts.
Kristen paid off $100K in debt + returned a 62% portfolio last year and she shows her clients how to do the same using an investing strategy simply enough for a grade 4. She’s an advocate for breaking the barriers on societal norms—living on the beaches of Costa Rica—shattering money myths so that you can live your richest life.
Kristen is a thought-leader for women who want their already-hard-earned money working harder for them—revealing the tools, strategy, and mindset to make that happen.
Her signature style?
Call-you-on-your-bullshit realness wrapped in love. Tactical wealth strategy delivered with bold, spicy truth. And financial education that feels more like a wake-up call than a seminar.
key note Talks:
💸From $1K a Month to a 7-Figure Portfolio: Build an unfuckwithable portfolio that makes money in any market—regardless of the economy, a pandemic or a crazy president
💸How to Fire Your Advisor + Beat the Market Without Picking Stocks, Timing Trends, or Trusting a Crypto bro
💸5 Deadly Investing Myths (and the Unconventional Truths That Actually Make You Rich)
💸The Million-Dollar Myth: Why Saving More, Spending Less, and Budgeting Is Keeping You Broke
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the wealth equation
investing podcast by Kristen wonch
This is the show where we share the wealth secrets no one is talking about. Where high-income earners, self-made millionaires, and industry thought leaders share the raw, behind-the-scenes stories of how they made 7 figures + how they uncovered their deepest money blocks and shifted them. You'll hear what it REALLY took to build their wealth.
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HI, I’M KRISTEN
WEALTH WITCH, IMPOSSIBLE GOAL SMASHER
I spent years climbing the corporate ladder in Canada. My life looked glamorous from the surface. Structuring multi-million dollar deals. Earning over 6 figs. Flying all around North America to events. An unlimited company credit card.
But behind the scenes, I battled burnout and debilitating anxiety. Spending my cushy corporate salary on stiletto shoes & boozy nights out. I was surprised to find that no promotion, raise, or multi 5 fig bonus ever fixed the money stress.
I hired my first coach + everything changed.
I took ownership of my toxic patterns. I started putting my money in smarter places. I found the strategies for building wealth that actually worked. I began investing consistently.
I paid off my $100,000 debt in just a few years. At the same time, I built a predictable, profitable investment portfolio that grows like wildfire while I sleep. My returns have been 62% in the last 12 months alone.
I’ve now worked with 300+ women to do the same. They’ve used these principles to turn 80K losses into 172K gains, to add $50K to their investments in under 3 months or turn 1% returns into 33% returns. And countless more…
Here’s to you not only being ridiculously fucking wealthy, but living the life of your wildest dreams.
Besos from Costa Rica,
Kristen